Brewed cold, packed with real yerba mate, cane sugar, and fruit. No neon lab chemicals, no 3:00 PM existential dread.
Yertea Classic Cold Brew
Naturally caffeinated botanical tonic in long-neck glass.
Look at the back of a gas-station energy drink. If you need a biochemistry degree to read the ingredients, why are you drinking it? We keep it real:
Clean caffeine + rich polyphenols
Crisp, refreshing, tart balance
No weird aftertaste chemical sweeteners
For that clean, biting punch
Yerba mate has been shared in South America for centuries because it hits different. Coffee sends you through the ceiling and drops you into a ditch. Synthetic taurine bombs make your heart beat in morse code.
Yertea delivers that euphoric, locked-in mental flow state with the smooth energy curve of theobromine and mateine. Perfect for long game sessions, studio hours, morning sets, or nights out with friends.
150mg
Natural Caffeine
0%
Lab Synthetics
100%
Drinkable Euphoria
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